Sources close to the family group chat say a deal is very close. Tap the file to open it.
Your friendly neighbourhood striker. 🕸️
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Ismaeel. Seventeen. Big man now. (Still Fluffy to me though. 🔴)
Heard someone was a little jealous of his sister’s birthday page… so I went to the board, emptied the transfer budget (and my wallet, again) and made you the most expensive signing in family history.
Proper striker, proper legend, still can’t beat me on the console without blaming the controller. Contract’s on the table. Don’t make me wait like you do when I ask you to come downstairs.
Love you lots. Happy birthday, champ. 🎂
Signed, sealed, delivered. Your squad number’s 17, your stats are 99 and your Chachu is very, very proud. Go enjoy your day, legend. 🔴⚽