“With great power comes great responsibility.”…and with great Chachu comes unlimited takeaways. 🕸️
BREAKING

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Sources close to the family group chat say a deal is very close. Tap the file to open it.

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TRANSFER NEWS
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BREAKING NEWS
Transfer Confirmed
ISMAEEL17ST
HERE WE GO ✍️
OFFICIAL · NEW SIGNING · 06.11.2026
99ST
17
06·11
ISMAEELFLUFFY FC · UNITED
NO.17 · EST. 2009

CONTRACT TERMS

LENGTH
Lifetime. No break clause.
WAGES
Paid weekly in takeaways (extra chips negotiable)
BONUSES
+1 late-night gaming session per goal
RELEASE CLAUSE
Doesn’t exist. Chachu checked.
SQUAD NUMBER
17 — obviously

Your friendly neighbourhood striker. 🕸️

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C
ChachuDirector of Football · Fluffy FC

Ismaeel. Seventeen. Big man now. (Still Fluffy to me though. 🔴)

Heard someone was a little jealous of his sister’s birthday page… so I went to the board, emptied the transfer budget (and my wallet, again) and made you the most expensive signing in family history.

Proper striker, proper legend, still can’t beat me on the console without blaming the controller. Contract’s on the table. Don’t make me wait like you do when I ask you to come downstairs.

Love you lots. Happy birthday, champ. 🎂

Player Contract

REF: FFC-17-ST · DATED 06 NOVEMBER 2026
  1. The Player (Ismaeel, 17, ST) joins Fluffy FC with immediate effect.
  2. The Player agrees to score, celebrate loudly, and say thank you for the takeaway.
  3. The Club agrees to love the Player unconditionally, even after he loses on penalties.
✕Sign here with your finger
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IT’S OFFICIAL
ISMAEEL 17

Welcome to the
first team, Ismaeel

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY 🎂

Signed, sealed, delivered. Your squad number’s 17, your stats are 99 and your Chachu is very, very proud. Go enjoy your day, legend. 🔴⚽

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06.11.2026